Zoo Animal Jokes for Kids
Practice some of these silly zoo animal jokes and add unyielding laughter your next family trip to the zoo. All members of the family are sure to get more than a few chuckles out of these silly puns.
Truck Full of Penguins
A police officer spotted a man driving a flat bed truck full of penguins. He pulled the man over and told him to take the penguins to the zoo immediately. The very next day, the police officer spotted the man again and the penguins were still in his truck. This time they were wearing bathing suits and sunglasses. The officer was angry and he pulled the man over again and said "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" The man replied " I did and they loved it so much that today I am taking them to the beach!"
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Because the have trouble keeping their trunks up
Which giraffe won the race?
It was a tie...the were both neck and neck throughout the entire race.
Why didn't the boy believe what the tiger was telling him?
Because it was a' lion
What did the grape say when the rhinoceros stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What is an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash
What do you call a monkey who loves to eat potato chips?
A chipmunk
Which animal should you avoid playing games with?
A cheetah
Why are sheep so gullible?
Because you can pull the wool over their eyes
