Zany Math Jokes
Liven up the school year with some Zany Math jokes that kids will love to share with family and friends. These jokes are for the Math lover in all of us and are sure to have you smiling even as you embark on your next big Math problem.
Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
They go to Times Square.
What do you call guy friends who love to do math problems?
algebros
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is just no point.
What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school?
Mothematics.
What is a math teacher's favorite type of tree?
A Geometry
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roaming numeral.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
What does the zero say to the the eight?
Nice belt
Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
They already 8
What did one math book say to the other?
Don't bother me I've got my own problems.
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
What is a bird's favorite type of math?
Owlgebra
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
How do you make seven an even number?
Take the s out.
Do you know a statistics joke?
Probably, but it's mean.
Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle.
What is a mathematician's favorite dessert?
Pi
