How do you force a goldfish to get old?
You take away its G.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales
How to do sardines view submarines?
Like cans of people
What is a shark's favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
What did the octopus do when he got cold?
He put on a coat of arms.
Who held the baby octopus for ransom?
The squidnappers
How can you tell if two octopus' are dating?
They walk together arm in arm in arm in arm.
How does a seahorse get from here to there quickly?
She scallops.
How to you keep a fish from smelling?
You give it some nose plugs.
Where do you find an octopus that is down on his luck?
Down on Squid Row
What did the shark plead in the robbery case?
Not Gill-ty
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist
What did the beach say to the wave?
Long tide, no sea.
Where can seaweed go to look for a job?
They can look in the Kelp Wanted section.
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant
Four fish got battered
What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid
Why don’t fish make very good tennis balls?
They keep getting caught in the net
