Super Silly School Jokes
Lighten the schoolwork load with some lighthearted and silly school themed jokes. There is nothing like some laughter and positive interaction to start the school day off right. Send your kids off to school with smiles on their faces each day and welcome them home in the same manner. Telling jokes is a great way to make connections with one another and to keep the pressures of the day at bay. Children of all ages are sure to enjoy this collection of funny quips.
What do you call best friends who love Math?
Algebros
What has always given Mr. Bubbles bad dreams about school?
Pop Quizzes
Why does a Cyclops make the best tutor?
Because he focuses on only one pupil.
What do you call a rock that doesn't go to school?
A skipping stone!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a librarian?
A Hush Puppy
Why did the magician do so well in school?
She was always so good at trick questions.
Why did the principal marry the custodian?
Because he swept her off of her feet.
Why did the broom always get poor grades in school?
Because it was sweeping through class.
Why was the foreign language teacher so great at Geography?
Because he had abroad knowledge of the subject.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
How do bees get to school?
They ride on the school buzz.
What are the hardest tables in the school?
Multiplication tables
Why did the music teacher need a ladder during the school day?
Because she wanted to reach the highest notes.
Why was the nose sad after football tryouts?
Because he didn't get picked.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her class was so bright.
Why did the Science teacher jump headfirst into the ocean?
He wanted to test the water.
Why did the baseball player take his bat into the library?
Because his teacher told him to hit the books.
What is a snake's best subject in school?
Hiss-tory
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a G to the front of it and then it is gone.
What happened to the plant that was in the math classroom?
It grew square roots.
