Silly Sports Jokes
As parents, we spend a lot of time transporting the kids to their respective athletic events. Why not liven up the mood of the car rides with some silly sports jokes for all ages to enjoy. The laughter that will ensue are certain to bring families and friends together off the field.
Why did the chicken get a red card in the soccer game?
Because of his fowl play.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick and tired of getting kicked around.
What do you call a frozen bike?
B-b-b-bicycle
Why did the barber win the triathalon?
Because he took a short cut.
Why didn't the dog want to play tennis?
Because he was a boxer, of course!
Why couldn't the tennis player light a fire?
Because he lost all of her matches.
Why did the basketball star player go to the doctor all of the time?
He wanted to get more shots.
Why couldn't the bicycles stand up?
Because they were two-tired!
Why are spiders so good at swimming?
Because their feet are webbed.
What happened to the woman who was afraid of hurdles?
She got over it.
Why did the little girls go rock climbing and leave her brother behind?
Because she was the boulder one of the two.
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
Why did the baseball team draft the town baker?
Because the needed a better batter!
How did the hens encourage their teammates?
They egged them on.
Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
He wanted to check his balance.
Why did the bowling pins all sit down?
Because they all were on strike.
Why did the basketball team wear bibs over their uniforms?
Because the did a lot of dribbling.
