Silly Music Riddles for Kids
Drum up some laughs with these fun music riddles that children and families are sure to enjoy. Share riddles with friends and family on car rides, at restaurants, at the dinner table or any time that you are together. There will be laughter and and enlightening conversation to follow.
Why did the fish make such good musicians?
Because they know their scales.
What kind of soap did the composer use?
Anti-BACH-terial Soap
Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trombone.
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Wrap Music
What instrument can you see and hear but never touch?
Your Voice
What musical instrument doesn't tell the truth?
A Lyre
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face!
Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
He wanted to play by ear.
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs
What makes songs but never sings?
Musical Notes
What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A piano.
What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Pop
Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
Because his keys were on the piano.
Why doesn't the piano work?
Because it only knows how to play.
Why did the young musician go to the principal's office?
Because He got in a lot of treble (trouble).
What kind of instrument has a lot of heart?
An organ
What are the noblest of all instruments?
An upright and a grand piano
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
Nobody cries when you slice an oboe in half.
I can be made, cracked, told or even can be played and i bring smile on your face.
What am I ?
A Joke
