Silly Christmas Jokes

Put a little extra Merry in your Christmas this year with some Silly Christmas themed jokes that all ages are sure to enjoy. Make your holiday gathering a more memorable one by delivering kid friendly jokes to your family and friends. You are sure to add life to your Christmas gatherings when you share these amusing jokes with those that you love.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less

What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?

Christmas Corals!

Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool.

What a chicken is called at the North Pole?

Lost

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps

What do you get when you eat to many Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis

What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple

Why is it getting harder and harder to buy Advent calendars?

Because their days are numbered

What do you call a letter to Santa sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail

Which reindeer likes to clean the house?

Comet

What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas

What would you call an elf who just has won millions in the lottery?

Very Welfy

What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney when there is a fire in the fireplace?

Krisp Cringle

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson

What comes before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.

What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley

Who is the most disrespectful of all of Santa's reindeer?

Rude- olph

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

They dance together chick to chick