Silly Animal Riddles for Kids
There is nothing better than some riddle telling to engage those around you. Riddles manipulate language in such a way that the questions can be figured out when you allow your brain to think a little bit outside of the box. Share this silly collection of animal riddles with your family and friends in the car, on the playground, or at mealtime. These riddles and the laughter than ensues from them will surely be the highlight of your day.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
He used flood lights
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
With a cowculator.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?
A woolen jumper!
What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A phew.
Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Plug its nose.
What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?
A mouse on vacation.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A blushing zebra.
What is a cow’s favorite place?
The mooseum.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin sea.
What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
What do you call a mad elephant?
An earthquake.
