Riddles for Kids of All Ages
Surround your family with love and laughter when you share these tantalizing riddles with them. Riddles are intentionally phrased so as to require ingenuity in figuring out its answer or meaning. Use riddles in a game like format or simply to delight those around you with a little bit of wit and humor. This collection of hilarious riddles will keep you coming back for more.
Where do cows go on date nights?
To the moo-vies
How did the broken pizza get fixed?
With lots of tomato paste.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea!
What do you call a very grumpy cow?
Very Moo-dy!
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
Whatever an any eats.
What kind of nut doesn't have a shell on it?
A donut!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed
What kind of key do you use to open a banana?
A monkey
What has to be broken before it can be useful?
An egg
What do penguins sing when it is another penguin's birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny!
What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
Wholesome
Take away my first letter and I am unchanged: Take away my second letter and I am unchanged: Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged! What am I?
A mailbox
How is that restaurant up on the moon?
The food is fantastic, but just has no atmosphere.
What are two things that can never be eaten for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
A chalkboard
What do the dentists call the astronaut's cavity?
The black hole
I am something that no one really wants but would never want to lose.
A job
What does a winner of a marathon lose?
His or her breath
What do sea monsters eat for dinner?
Fish and chips
What is the one thing that you cannot hold for even 10 minutes but is lighter than a feather?
Your breath
Which tongue can never speak a word?
The tongue of a shoe
