Riddles By the Sea
Whether you are at the beach, at the aquarium, or simply have a keen interest in the sea, these Riddles By the Sea will leave you have to come up for air. Enjoy these clever and humorous puns which really give these riddles a splash of good fun.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the ocean?
It wanted to be a watermelon.
What do the sea horses use to buy things with?
Sand Dollars
What do you call a snail who resides on a ship?
A snailor
What do otters say when they are in trouble?
Kelp me
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Because within a matter of minutes they can train a human to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
Why did the starfish cross the road?
To get to the other tide
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks
What did Cinderella wear when she went diving?
Glass flippers
What do the crab farmers do on their farm?
They ride seahorses
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What is a dolphin's favorite television show?
Whale of Fortune
How do you catch a school of fish?
You use a book worm for bait.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles ( tentacles)
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No but I have seen a whale blubber.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous (ship)wreck
