Random Riddles for Kids
Peruse these fun random riddles and share them with your friends and family for some quick thinking and lots of laughs. Laughter brings people together, so practice these silly riddles and mix them into your next gathering, during car trips, and at the dinner table. Riddles are a great way to get your mind thinking outside the box.
What did the frog order at the fast food restaurant?
French flies and a diet croak
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do elves do when school gets out?
Gnomework
How does a witch tell time?
She takes a look at her witch watch.
Why do dragons sleep all day?
So the can fight Knights
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What kind of button will you not find in a dressmaker's shop?
A belly button
What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssstory
What do elves learn in school?
The elfabet
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
How did the farmer repair her jeans?
With a cabbage patch
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment
