Out of This World Jokes for Kids
Take laughter to a whole new level of the atmosphere with these hilarious outer space jokes. Share these witty jokes with your family and friends and you will be sure to have a real blast.
Hod do you know that Saturn was married more than once?
It has a lot of rings.
Where do aliens place their cups of coffee?
On their flying saucers
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
It is full
What kind of songs do planets sing?
Nep-tunes
Why did the sun attend school?
It wanted to get brighter.
Why didn't the astronaut like to tell jokes?
Because she was too sirius
What do you call a moon that has lost its mind?
A luna-tic
What did the astronaut see in his skillet?
Unidentified frying objects
What is the astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?
The space bar
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
He was looking for Pluto.
Why didn't the alien need glasses?
Because his eyesight was 20/20/20
Why did the astronaut get a parking ticket?
His parking meteor ran out.
Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
In their launch boxes
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien
Why did the astronomer hit himself in the head in the afternoon?
He wanted to see stars during the day too.
Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?
He wanted to explore the Milky Way
