Knee Slapping Kids Jokes
Enjoy this collection of hilarious knee slapping kids jokes for lots of laughs for all ages. Tell a joke or two in the car or at dinner time and share some laughter with your family and friends. These jokes are certain to lighten the mood and provide laughter and sharing long after the punchlines have been delivered.
Did you hear the peanut butter joke?
Good because I didn't want to spread it.
Why do frogs make great outfielders?
Because they are great at catching fly balls.
Who snatched the baby octopus?
A couple of squidnappers
Parrot
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting squawking parrot.
Interrupting squawking parr...
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What has more courage: a rock or a tree?
A rock because it is boulder.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school.
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
What happened upon the invention of the broom?
It was an invention that swept the whole nation.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
The Prisoner
A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4."
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!
What did the mushroom say when he wasn't say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy (fungi).
