Kid Friendly Jokes to Keep Your Kids Laughing
Add a little bit of comedy to your family time by adding in some of these tummy tickling kid friendly jokes. Children of all ages with enjoy the feel good feeling that laughter brings. Share these jokes with friends and family and spread smiles where ever you go.
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two ( too) tired.
What did Ernie say to Bert when he offered him some ice cream?
Sherbert
What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he got a Hole in One!
What has 4 wheels, and flies?
A garbage truck
If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Did you hear the joke about the bed?
It hasn't been made up yet!
Where do library books like to sleep?
Under their covers
Where dose a polar bear vote?
At the North poll
Why can't S and H talk?
Because everybody says Shh when they see them.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neak (unique) up on it.
Elephant's toe nails
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?-
I don't know
So they can hid in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Indeed I have not.
Then I guess it works!
