Just for Fun Jokes
Keep the laughter alive in your family with the addition of some Just for Fun Jokes that are family friendly and that children will love. Have a joke telling session on a long car ride or add a joke or two to family dinners. Jokes can be sprinkled in just about anywhere to keep smiles vibrant and moods light. This collection of jokes is sure to please family member of all ages.
Where do library books like to sleep?
Under their covers!
Why are pirates so mean?
I don’t know, they just arrrrrrrrr!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why was the man running around his bed?
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naaa!
What does a robot frog say?
Rib-bot. (Delivered in your favorite robot voice)
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
Wheeeee!
What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?
A knight light.
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines!
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired!
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.
