Jokes for Every Color of the Rainbow
Here is a fun listing of jokes that have to do with the colors of the rainbow. Share these silly jokes with your friends and family to add a little sunshine and rainbows to their days.
What bird is always sad?
The blue jay
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer her up
What is gray and blue and very big?
An elephant holding its breath
What did the ivy say to the grass?
I am green with envy
What did the blueberry ask the banana?
How are you peeling?
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door
What's green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint
What is black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until she's ripe
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple
What color is a burp?
Burple
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant
What would you call the United States if everyone had a pink car?
A pink carnation
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship?
The crew was marooned
What is a cheerleader's favorite color?
Yeller
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet.
