Jocular Jokes for Kids
Keep lots of laughter in your life with these super silly jokes for kids. Kids will love learning these jokes and telling them to everyone that they know. These kid friendly jokes are a great way to share smiles with friends and family.
Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
What's a dinosaur called when its sleeping?
A dinosnore
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby.
Why did the cinnamon roll?
He saw the apple turn over.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
Did you hear the story about the corduroy pillow?
It's creating headlines everywhere.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
What does a blind deer call himself?
I have no-eye-deer!
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How do you know when the moon is about to go broke?
It's down to its last quarter .
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
It kind of stinks.
Why did the robber go to the car wash?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
What happens when you step on an orange?
You hurt it's peelings.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe!
What do you call a nervous cow?
A milk shake
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
What do you call an alligator who is wearing a vest?
An investigator
What was the TV doing at the beach?
Channel surfing
Where does a snowman keep his money?
A snow bank
