Hilarious Farm Jokes
Add some side splitting jokes about the farm to your day. This selection of Hilarious Farm Jokes are sure to tickle the tummies of your family and friends.
The Farmer in the Field
A woman was driving down a country road, when she spotted a farmer standing in the middle of an enormous field of freshly plowed corn. The woman pulled her car over to the side of the road and noticed that the farmer is simply standing in his field, not doing anything. The woman got out of the car and called over to the farmer to politely ask him what he was doing out there. The farmer replied, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How are you going to do that?" asked the perplexed woman. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated Milk
How did one pig send a letter to the other pig?
It used a pig pen.
What do your call a sheep that is covered in chocolate?
A candy Baa
What do you call a chicken who tells jokes?
A Comedihen
How did the farmer find his lost goat?
He tractor down.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Where does a cow go when it is hungry?
To the calf-eteria
Why did the horse go to the psychiatrist?
He was feeling a bit unstable.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept running out of his pen
