Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
Liven up your Thanksgiving holiday with some funny jokes to share with friends and family members. Laughter enhances the mood and connections between people and also creates lasting memories. Jokes are great fun for kids and they can also build self confidence as they learn to deliver them in front of others.
Thanksgiving
After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their garbage?
In the Mayflower Compact-Tor
What kind of key can’t open any doors?
A turkey
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A Goblet
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he's already stuffed.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such fowl language.
What did the mom turkey say to her naughty son?
If your dad could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The butterball
Turkey
Jay: Oh Mom that turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose.
