Food Jokes
This collection of food jokes will have you coming back for more. Share these funny food jokes with family and friends to bring a bit of laughter to every meal.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Who invented spaghetti?
Someone who sure used their noodle.
How do you make a fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons.
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed to get a filling put in.
Did you hear about the furious pancake?
He just flipped.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
What is the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth
What did the bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
When you drop it. Then it becomes a squash.
Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
The Shell station
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing. Peanuts can't talk.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who recently died?
It was so sad that he pasta way.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash
What do you call the family of a spotted sports playing potato?
Speck- taters
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
When it is feeling crummy.
A silly point to ponder
Why do we cook our bacon and bake our cookies?
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantalope.
How is an ear of corn like an army?
It has a lot of kernels.
Why was the carrot so good at being a detective?
She got to the root of every case.
