Entertaining Animal Riddles for All Ages
Fill your car rides, dinner times, and waiting room minutes with laughter and smiles when you share these Entertaining Animal Riddles with your friends and family. Children of all ages will enjoy delivering the riddles as much as they will trying to solve them. These riddles play on the amusing nature of the English language can be categorized as jokes just as much as they are riddles.
How is a dog like a telephone?
It has a collar I.D.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card
Why do you bring fish to a party?
Because it goes good with chips.
What would happen if pigs could fly?
The price of bacon would go up.
How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?
Take away his shovel!
What did the frog say when he heard “time flies when you are having fun?”
Time is fun when you’re having flies!
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
It gave a little wine!
Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
To hide in a bag of M&M’s.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank!
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
Do you want to grab a bite?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Where does a ten ton elephant sit?
Anywhere it wants to!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A chili dog on a bun.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you get when you plant a frog?
A cr-oak tree.
What is the quietest kind of a dog?
A hush puppy.
