Dynamite Dinosaur Jokes
These hilarious dinosaur jokes are rib tickling fun. Share some prehistoric jokes with the dinosaur enthusiasts in your life today. This collection of dinosaur jokes is sure to add laughter and fun to family dinners, rides in the car, classroom adventures and more.
Why did the dinosaur take a long hot bath?
To get Ex-stinked.
What do you call a dinosaur whose shoes are too tight?
A my-feet-are-saurus.
What do you call a dinosaur who is a poor driver?
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What did the triceratops sit on?
His tricera-bottom.
What is smarter than a talking dinosaur?
A spelling bee!
What do you call a dinosaur with sleep apnea?
A dino-snore.
Which is the scariest of all of the dinosaurs?
The terror-dactyl.
Which kind of dinosaurs make the best policemen?
Tricera-cops.
Why did the dinosaurs enjoy eating snowmen?
Because they melt in their mouths.
What is a dinosaur's lucky number?
Ate
What happened when the terannadon took the train home?
He had to bring it back and apologize.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chickens weren't in existence yet.
Why didn't the carnivorous dinosaur eat lots of raw meat?
Because he didn't know how to cook it.
What do you call a dinosaur who speaks in a monotone voice?
A dino-bore.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a bunch of pillows?
He was feeling a little down in the mouth!
What do you call a dinosaur who cannot see?
A do-you-think-he-saurus?
How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex say hello?
He greets he is "pleased to eat you"!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they cannot afford new ones.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
You get out of the way...and fast!
