Astounding Animal Jokes for All Ages
Animals are such adorable and funny creatures that all ages enjoy. Add some awesome animal jokes to your day to add a little bit of levity whenever it is needed. Jokes and laughter are great memory makers so be sure to add some smiles and fun to every one of your days. Children of all ages are sure to enjoy this collection of super silly animal themed jokes.
Why did the goose cross the road?
Because he wanted to have a gander on the other side.
How do mice celebrate when they move into a new hole?
They have a mouse-warming party!
Why did the worm sleep in late in the mornings?
Because he did not want to be caught by the early bird.
Why don't millipedes play soccer?
By the time they put on their shin guards and cleats, the game would be over!
What do you call a bird who flies in the middle of winter?
A Brrrrrrrd.
What kind of fish is great on a peanut butter sandwich?
A jellyfish!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn?
An egg roll.
Why did the band recruit the chicken?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have so many scales.
What do you call a rooster who wakes up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck!
How do you save a drowning mouse?
You stop and give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Why did the chicken abruptly leave the dance floor?
Because they were doing the foxtrot.
What do you get when you pour boiling water down into a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What do get when you cross a dog with a chicken?
Pooched eggs.
Where do sheep get their haircuts?
At the Baaaa Baaaar shop.
What do you call a small foal with a really bad cough?
A little hoarse.
What was the farmer complaining about when he was milking the cows?
Pure and udder nonsense!
What do you call a cow that eats a lot of grass when it is time for chores?
A lawn moo-er.
How do you keep a doggie from digging in your garden beds?
You take away her spade.
How does a chicken tell time?
He counts the o'clucks.
Why weren't the elephants allowed at the beach?
Because they had trouble keeping their trunks up.
